Stand Like a Man!

Now, here's a gadget for the women. It's a small disposable contraption that allows women to pee standing up!! It's sort of like a straw that you can pee through. After using it, you can just throw it away. I heard it's quite popular in Europe... boy, if this gets marketed in Manila, you can bet your ass you'd soon be seeing women facing walls!

The equality issue of women to men... the gap is getting closer and closer each year. Maybe, like 20 years from now, we can all have interchangeable sex organs!! I WONDER WHAT I'LL BE TODAY... HMMM... I FEEL LIKE BEING A MAN TODAY... LET'S ATTACH THIS THINGEE HERE...! Yikes! It could happen, you know.